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Pain Is In The Air
Comments Off on Pain Is In The AirMay 13, 2017 by paatk
Dudes have been getting smacked all over Security Service Field at Mile High this season. Here a missed pickoff attempt …
keep readingCategory Colorado Springs Sky Sox | Tags: baseball, Colorado Springs Sky Sox, Fresno Grizzlies, hit by ball, Juan Centeno, MiLB, Sacramento River Cats, shinbones, smacked, smacking, Tim Federowicz, twacking, umpires, whacking
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Four-Eared Man!
Comments Off on Four-Eared Man!May 12, 2017 by paatk
Category Colorado Springs Sky Sox, things-n-stuff | Tags: 4 ear man, baseball, Colorado Springs, Colorado Springs Sky Sox, freaks, MiLB, sideshows, weird
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SNAKE!
Comments Off on SNAKE!May 7, 2017 by paatk
That vile Grow Snake nearly claimed a couple more victims during last night game. Sky Sox outfielder Brett Phillips & …
keep readingCategory Colorado Springs Sky Sox | Tags: Brett Phillips, Colorado Springs, Colorado Springs Sky Sox, Fresno Grizzlies, Grow Snake, Max Stassi, MiLB, Security Service Field at Mile High, snake attacks
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That’s Never A Good Sign
Comments Off on That’s Never A Good SignMay 7, 2017 by paatk
Fresno starter, Mike Hauschild, watches the entire Grizzlies’ pitching staff walk to the bullpen during the 1st inning of last …
keep readingCategory Colorado Springs Sky Sox | Tags: bullpens, Colorado Springs, Colorado Springs Sky Sox, Fresno Grizzlies, MiLB, rough outings, Security Service Field at Mile High
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Watching Baseball And Stuff
Comments Off on Watching Baseball And StuffMay 6, 2017 by paatk
Tonight’s Sky Sox starter, Paolo Espino, watches stuff go down at Security Service Field at Mile High. You too, can …
keep readingCategory Colorado Springs Sky Sox | Tags: Colorado Springs, Colorado Springs Sky Sox, mascots, Paolo Espino, Security Service Field at Mile High, Spokes-Jack, things-n-stuff
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The Lizard People Are Among Us
Comments Off on The Lizard People Are Among UsMay 2, 2017 by paatk
All hail our Reptilian overlords! One thing is for certain: there is no stopping them. The reptiles will soon …
keep readingCategory Colorado Springs Sky Sox, mascots, things-n-stuff | Tags: Annunaki, Colorado Springs, Colorado Springs Sky Sox, Geico, Hail Ants, Kent Brockman, lizard people, reptiles, Security Service Field at Mile High
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This Is His Land. And You Know It’s Rich With Gold. GOLD!
Comments Off on This Is His Land. And You Know It’s Rich With Gold. GOLD!May 2, 2017 by paatk
Colorado Springs ace, Yukon Cornelius Brandon Woodruff, goes tonight for the Sky Sox against Oklahoma City in OKC. Woodruff is …
keep readingCategory Colorado Springs Sky Sox | Tags: beards, Brandon Woodruff, Bumbles, Colorado Springs, Colorado Springs Sky Sox, gold, Hermey, MiLB, Milwaukee Brewers, OKC Dodgers, Rudolph, Security Service Field at Mile High, Yukon Cornelius
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Nate Orf Looks Grumpy
Comments Off on Nate Orf Looks GrumpyApril 25, 2017 by paatk
Category Colorado Springs Sky Sox | Tags: baseball, Colorado Springs, Colorado Springs Sky Sox, grumpy, MiLB, Nate Orf, PCL
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KEN-NEE G! KEN-NEE G!
Comments Off on KEN-NEE G! KEN-NEE G!April 24, 2017 by paatk
Color me shocked, but smooth jazz recording legend, Kenny G, seems to have changed careers and is now a relief …
keep readingCategory Colorado Springs Sky Sox | Tags: Colorado, Colorado Springs, Colorado Springs Sky Sox, Kenny G, Kenny G Night, MiLB, Nashville Sounds, Security Service Field at Mile High, smooth jazz
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The Gazette Officially Mailed This One In
Comments Off on The Gazette Officially Mailed This One InApril 23, 2017 by paatk
Here’s Saturday’s online game story from our own Colorado Springs Gazette:: Concise, to the point, without any wasted words (though …
keep readingCategory Colorado Springs Sky Sox | Tags: Colorado, Colorado Springs, Colorado Springs Gazette, Colorado Springs Sky Sox, Hemingway-esque
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Jorge Bonifacio’s Going To Mess Up Your Promo
Comments Off on Jorge Bonifacio’s Going To Mess Up Your PromoApril 21, 2017 by paatk
The Omaha Royals Storm Chasers Kansas City Royals outfielder, Jorge Bonifacio, is a pip I tell you! A pip! Here’s …
keep readingCategory Colorado Springs Sky Sox, minor league baseball | Tags: Colorado, Colorado Springs, giant red balls, hijinks, Jorge Bonifacio, Kansas City Royals, Milwaukee Brewers, Omaha Storm Chasers, promotions
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Stop That! Just Stop That Right Now!
Comments Off on Stop That! Just Stop That Right Now!April 19, 2017 by paatk
Would you look at Memphis 3rd baseman Patrick Wisdom? Would you just look at him! He’s freaking out the Brewers’ …
keep readingCategory Colorado Springs Sky Sox, minor league baseball | Tags: Colorado Springs Sky Sox, hand washing, Lewis Brinson, Memphis Redbirds, New Yost, Patrick Wisdom, Security Service Field at Mile High
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Because This Is How You Get Ants
Comments Off on Because This Is How You Get AntsApril 18, 2017 by paatk
On April 10th, the Sky Sox called up the world’s most dangerous secret agent/relief pitcher, and star of the hit …
keep readingCategory baseball, Colorado Springs Sky Sox | Tags: alligators, ants, Archer, baseball, big cats, Burt Reynolds, Colorado, Colorado Springs, crocodiles, cyborgs, FXX, Kenny Loggins, MiLB, ocelots, Security Service Field at Mile High, spies, Sterling Archer, tigers, Tristan Archer
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Sox the Fox is Dead
Comments Off on Sox the Fox is DeadApril 16, 2017 by paatk
Crazed with rabies, drunk as a lemur, Sox the Fox had to be put down, Old Yeller style, last Sunday. …
keep readingCategory Colorado Springs Sky Sox | Tags: Colorado Springs, dead things, drunks, lemurs, mascots, MiLB, Old Yeller, Security Service Field at Mile High, Sox the Fox
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Eric Sogard Breaks Bat! What Happened Next Will Disgust You!
Comments Off on Eric Sogard Breaks Bat! What Happened Next Will Disgust You!April 8, 2017 by paatk
Last evening, Sky Sox DH, Eric Sogard, broke a bat at Security Service Field at Mile High. There were thousands …
keep readingCategory Colorado Springs Sky Sox, minor league baseball | Tags: bats, breaking stuff, broken bats, Colorado, Colorado Springs, Eric Sogard, hoodlums, Pacific Coast League, punk kids, Security Service Field at Mile High, vandals
