Why are there so many songs about rainbows? Hell, I don’t know. Did that damn singing frog mention gold and leprechauns? That would be a decent reason for a song about rainbows. Let’s just say he was singing about last night’s 7-1 Sky Sox victory over the Reno Aces, or more accurately, about the 1:31 rain delay in the top of the 4th inning that was just chock full of rainbows, and lightning, and talk of pots-o-gold & leprechauns, and stuff.
And it’s landing right in the middle of Security Service Field at Mile High!
I think I see a leprechaun, but that doesn’t look like a pot-o-gold.
That looks like a big metal tube.
And that’s no leprechaun! It’s Sox outfielder Michael Reed!
He only looks like a leprechaun because he has a red beard.
Michael Reed says, “Top o’ the mornin’ to ya! And stay away from me Lucky Charms!”