Daddy, Why Do The Cubs Lose?

Reason #229 why the Chicago Cubs will always be “lovable losers”…

Glove or no glove, I’d probably boot the ball anyways. You know, because I’m a Cub.

…the long-standing team policy that, “if you’re going to make lots and lots of errors we might as well not waste money on gloves and spend it on more ivy instead.” Brilliant! Viva Los Cubs!