Best Mascot? Elway Says No!
Comments Off on Best Mascot? Elway Says No!April 23, 2014 by paatk
Your Best of the Springs Best Sports Mascot!
Sox the Fox is this year’s Best Colorado Sports Mascot according to the Gazette’s Best of the Springs survey. Congrats Sox! It’s a well deserved honor, but I know one person who’d disagree with the choice:
It’s Broncos’ legend and infamous Sox the Fox hater John Elway!
John looks like he wants to be anywhere but in front of our lovable, giant rat.
Sox paid a visit to Mr. Elway during opening weekend and John looked less than pleased. Then, trying to impress a legend, Sox the Fox did his classic bit where he racks himself on the gate by the visitor’s dugout, and oh how Elway and friends got a sadistic chuckle out of that:
Hey! John! Look at me! I’m doing stuff!
Oh geez! Sox jobbered himself!
Elway laughs while his bud in the plum shirt is loving the sh*t out of Sox getting hurt.
As Sox crawls onto the dugout to die everyone enjoys a good laugh at his misfortune
(the sick bastards).
So there you have it. Sox the Fox rules! Except in the eyes of John Elway. Fine. Be that way. But the next time you come down we’re just going to get this gang to come extra-annoy you:
MASCOT MOSH PIT!
Category baseball, mascot abuse, mascots, minor league baseball, Security Service Field at Mile High, Sox the Fox | Tags: John Elway, Sox the Fox
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