Look Kids! It’s Santa Claus!
Oh! That jolly old elf was hanging out at the Sky Sox spreading some Christmas cheer in September!
Wait a minute! What the hell is Santa wearing?! Are those AND1 brand sweatpants?
Yup. Dumpy-assed AND1 sweatpants. Dammit Santa! You ain’t even trying anymore!
And that’s not even a Santa coat. That’s just a sweat shirt. My world is crumbling down around me.
Buddy the Elf was right, you truly do sit on a throne of lies Santa.