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ORLANDO ARCIA SMASH!

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May 16, 2016 by paatk

Here’s a little story about Sky Sox shortstop, and Milwaukee Brewers top prospect, Orlando Arcia (yes, he is the real deal) and his bat:

Sox eat the Bees 5-4

Bat hits ball. Ball goes up…too high…

 

Sox eat the Bees 5-4

…BAD BAT! YOU GO BOOM!

 

Sox eat the Bees 5-4

BOOM!

 

Sox eat the Bees 5-4

Bat tries to say it’s sorry and jump back into Orlando’s hands.
Orlando is still too mad at bat.

 

Sox eat the Bees 5-4

Orlando leaves bat behind. Bat is sad. Bat is lonely.
Bat was a bad bat. Bat feels shame.

 


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