Hey. How’s it going? Hope things is good. So, anyhoo, today is May 4th and you know what that means? Yeah, it’s that one day that’s more annoying than Pi Day, May the 4th Be With You day.
So, to ‘celebrate’, here are some of the characters from the Star Warses that have haunted Security Service Field at Mile High over the years:
Hey! Look! It’s good old Chewbacco! Man he has really let himself go.
Rrraw! Rrraw! Chewo!
Them Sand-Jawas think they’re people!
They’re trying to play baseball with their whacking sticks!
Oh no! Bobo Fred grabbed a big, red ball. Betcha he’s up to no good.
Aren’t you a little fat to be a Stormtroop.
Damn that Princess Lisa was a real bitch when she said this to Luka.
One of the Care Bears caught a Stormtroop
and is presenting him to Mr. Star Warses, George Lucan
(or Kenny Rogers. I can’t really tell who the guy is suppose to be).
Uh-oh! That husky Stormtoop and the James Bond Stormtroop have the drop on Sox!
Look! Bobo Fred is still up to no good!
He is going to punch Sox in the gomers.
Boo! Doesn’t he know that Sox is a boy fox?!
Boooooo! Booooooo! to you Bart Vegas! Boooooo! You awful, awful man! Boooo!
(And shame on you Stormtroop for hanging out with such an awful man.
You two probably smoke cigarettes & inject the marijuana together. Booooo! Druggies!)
Don’t give me that, “What? What?!” garbage. You are a naughty man Bart Vegas.
And we haven’t forget to include a character from the new Is The Force Awake movie that’s all the rage with the kids today, here’s Jar Jar Rich! Some dude sent by the ghosts of Yoyo and Opie-Juan with a message to all the new Star Warsers that they should be careful of the rough housing and to remember to wear a coat in space, because it can get cold up there:
Jar Jar Rich! The grooviest cat in all the universe!
He can game cast the Phil Kessel Run is less that 12 parsecs! USA!
Have fun today and May the 4th be with you! (and also with you).