Hell Yeah! Pro Bowl!

Today is the most magical day of the football year because it’s Pro Bowl day!

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PRO BOWL!
DANCE IF YOU LOVE THE PRO BOWL!

This year, instead of the usual AFC vs NFC battle, we get Team Deion vs Team Rice! Um, Deion Sanders and Jerry Rice had a draft and picked the players for their teams that will half-ass it for the title of Pro Bowl champions!

The Pro Bowl draft! Pick a winner Deion!
The Pro Bowl draft!
Pick a winner Deion!

Okay, okay, the Pro Bowl sucks. Goodell sucks. Deion sucks. Jerry Rice doesn’t suck but will if he continues on with this kind of crap. Please, just let it die.

The infamous Pro Bowl Party Trolley. Oh, if this trolley's seats could talk...
The infamous Pro Bowl Party Trolley.
Oh, if this trolley’s seats could talk…

Don’t watch the Pro Bowl. Spend time with your family, build a boat in a bottle or just stare at the wall. Anything but watch this tripe.

Stomach tube medication, ob. case. Fremont County, Idaho.
Stomach tube medication, ob. case
or what the Pro Bowl really is.

Still, if you must, you can watch the NFL Pro Bowl on NBC tonight at 530pm MST. We won’t judge you.