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Toasty, I Am Your Father

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July 10, 2019 by paatk

Mr. Stay Puft – No. I am your father.

Shocked, Toasty looks at Mr. Stay Puft in utter disbelief.

Toasty – No. No. That’s not true! That’s impossible!

Mr. Stay Puft – Search your feelings. You know it to be true.

Toasty – No! No! No!

VADER - Luke.  You can destroy the Emperor. He has foreseen this.  It is your destiny.  Join me, and together 
 we can rule the galaxy as father 
 and son.  Come with me.  It is the 
 only way.

Mr. Stay Puft – Toasty. It is your destiny. Join me, and together we can rule this ballpark as father and son. Come with me. It is the only way.

Toasty – Okay.


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