Billy Christopoulos, starting goalie for the Air Force Falcons Billy Christopoulos, 2019 first-team all-Atlantic Hockey goalie Billy Christopoulos, Billy the Greek, plays his last home series this weekend at the Cadet Ice Arena against the Niagara Purple Eagles in the AHC quarterfinals.
We want to congratulate Billy for his great career at Air Force and thank him for planting the earworm that is the Flight of the Conchords’ Hiphopopotamus vs. Rhymenoceros every time his name is announced. He may be Billy the Greek to Falcon fans, but he’ll always be the HiphopChristoulos to PengoSports. Thanks, Billy.
They call him the Hip-Hop-Christopoulos
Flows that glow like phosphorous
Poppin’ off the top of this esophagus
Rockin’ this metropolis
He’s not a large water-dwelling mammal
Where did you get that preposterous hypothesis?
Did Steve tell you that, perchance?
Bret McKenzie & Jermaine Clement
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shark grow gator looks right at ya. Right into your eyes. And the thing about a shark grow gator is he’s got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll’s eyes.
When he comes at ya, he doesn’t even seem to be livin’… ’til he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then… ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin’.
The ocean turns red, and despite all your poundin’ and your hollerin’ those
sharks grow gators come in and… they rip you to pieces.
So, anyhow, that was pretty much what it was like during last night’s rain delay at Security Service Field at Mile High.
#SoxEats from Wednesday. Bon Appétit!
Playoff baseball at Security Service Field at Mile High this weekend. Come on out and take a gander at these fine, bright lights. They sure is purdy.
Big hand here.
What say you bullpen? Yea, or nay?
The yeas have it! It is a BIG. GIANT. HAND.
Starting with tomorrow’s Sky Sox game against Round Rock at Security Service Field at Mile, it’s out with the old scoreboard (the football stuff was always so confusing):
And in with a fancy, new one:
Damn! That looks fast!
Between innings you are invited to join the dance party as the scoreboard transforms into an all-robot band and cranks out the hottest soft rock hits of the 80’s!
It’s also rumored that VIP Ape, sponsored by Banana City, may make an appearance to flip the switch to light up the new scoreboard!
Free ticket vouchers are available at ARC Thrift Stores! Bring the kids! It’s going to one hell of a Monday at the ball yard!
Can you guess who this warmly dressed, yet still very cold Sky Sox player is?
Out of the correct guesses, one guesser will be randomly selected to win a PengoSports’ Tim Dillard nut-shot baseball card.
Dudes have been getting smacked all over Security Service Field at Mile High this season.
Here a missed pickoff attempt connecting with an umpire’s shinbone –
Fresno’s Juan Centeno catches one right in the mask –
Here’s a ball twacking Sacramento catcher Tim Federowicz –
And this guy got whacked so hard I think he died or something –
So, bring the kids! Watch some dudes get smacked by a baseball! It’ll be fun!
What? What?! WHAT?! WHAT?!!!
That vile Grow Snake nearly claimed a couple more victims during last night game. Sky Sox outfielder Brett Phillips & Fresno catcher Max Stassi were lucky to escape death when the rain delay Grow Snake surprised both minutes before a massive storm blew over Security Service Field at Mile High.
Just a reminder, when it rains at Security Service Field at Mile High keep an eye out for snakes.
Fresno starter, Mike Hauschild, watches the entire Grizzlies’ pitching staff walk to the bullpen during the 1st inning of last night’s game against the Sky Sox.
The reason the staff was going to the bullpen was that Hauschild did this in the inning:
- Lewis Brinson singles on a ground ball to second baseman Tony Kemp.
- Kirk Nieuwenhuis walks. Lewis Brinson to 2nd.
- With Ryan Cordell batting, wild pitch by Mike Hauschild, Lewis Brinson to 3rd.
- Ryan Cordell walks. Kirk Nieuwenhuis to 2nd.
- Garrett Cooper singles on a line drive to left fielder Jon Kemmer. Lewis Brinson scores. Kirk Nieuwenhuis out at home, left fielder Jon Kemmer to third baseman Tyler White. Ryan Cordell to 2nd.
- With Brett Phillips batting, wild pitch by Mike Hauschild, Ryan Cordell to 3rd.
- Brett Phillips walks. Garrett Cooper to 2nd.
- Ivan De Jesus Jr. singles on a line drive to center fielder Andrew Aplin. Ryan Cordell scores. Garrett Cooper scores. Brett Phillips to 3rd.
- Yadiel Rivera singles on a ground ball to shortstop Jack Mayfield. Brett Phillips scores. Ivan De Jesus Jr. to 2nd.
- Nate Orf flies out to right fielder Derek Fisher. Ivan De Jesus Jr. to 3rd.
- Tyler Heineman flies out to center fielder Andrew Aplin.
Hauschild went 3 innings, gave up 9 runs on 8 hits and 6 walks. It’s safe to say he’s probably not a fan of Security Service Field at Mile High.
Sox won the rain delayed affair 19-7.
Tonight’s Sky Sox starter, Paolo Espino, watches stuff go down at Security Service Field at Mile High.
You too, can watch stuff go down at Security Service Field at Mile High by heading out to any of the 8 games over the next 9 days (no baseball on Wednesday).
And now, a picture of a sausage man, spokes-jack.